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Are queens just simply insatiable?

 
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I've been using an otherwise unused sounding rod (got it as a gag gift one year don't ask lol) to please her. She's already had a surprise kitten and it's two weeks old and she's already begging me to ravage her with the rod every chance she gets.

 
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I'm getting her spayed soon just because I don't want any more surprise kittens but holy shit cats are horny little fuckers.

 
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She jumps up onto my bed and lays across my belly facing the other way, in the lordosis (mating) position with her girly bits right in my face. Okay, I please her a bit. Then grab the rod and finish up. She hisses, yowls, all the weird things cats do that are supposed to signal discomfort but also apparently signal pleasure. Then she, what I assume is cums, all over it. Jerks forward suddenly, clearly different from her constant 'walking in place' thing she does when I'm filming around back there, clear fluid running down the rod, so I pull it out of her and she chirps at me and rolls around for a while. Then as soon as she's done rolling she's back up on my bed right back in position for more. How many times can ANYTHING cum in one night before they get tired? This is the 13th time I've pleased her with the rod and although I am very much okay with doing this (obviously), I can't help but wonder at what point do cats decide they've cum enough times for one night and decide to sleep? She doesn't yowl or mark, just hops up into my bed and gets into position right ontop of me. Or she walks in front of my feet and does it before I can walk away. Sometimes she crawls under the blankets and crawls up my body and gets into position just as she pokes her head out of the blanket by my face. Lines her up perfectly with her rear end pressing against the mass of arousal she's stirred up down there as soon as I realize she's trying to get me to enter her. But as much as I want to go along with it I don't, and settle for the rod instead. But still. Cats are ridiculously insatiable.

 
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She's a Maine Coon if that changes anything.

 
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So I just gave my queen oral. It tastes sweet.

 
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Sugary sweet for some reason.

 
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As a flavor I really like it. Like, really really like it.

 
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So I've recently grown extremely fond of sniffing my cat's butt... She sticks her butt up in the air and waits until I do, and when I shove my nose against it and start sniffing she purrs and remains in place until I stop. So she wants me to do it and it's just the oddest thing.

 
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I used to 'please' her when she was in heat before she was spayed. She still goes into the lordosis position like she's in heat sometimes, and when I start rubbing she purrs up a storm and wiggles her hind end like she's being mated. But she's never in heat, she only does it when she's up on my bed. Never anywhere else.

 
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I don't know if spayed cats can still have orgasms but she seems to. She does everything except the rolling around.

 
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She's a Maine Coon if that matters.

 
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Often when I'm petting and scritching her she'll lay down and push my hand down behind her with her back legs and start purring. If I move away she grabs it with her paws and then pushes it back behind her with her hind legs again.

 
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I didn't know spayed animals could still have a sex drive. Or at least a desire to be 'pleased'.